I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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