just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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