is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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