laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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