do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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