what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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