I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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