Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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