i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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