I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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