Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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