I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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