Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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