party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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