You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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