She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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