: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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