Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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