I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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