Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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