Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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