you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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