do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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