Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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