Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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