You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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