You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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