I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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