i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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