If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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