at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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