I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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