the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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