I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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