scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just had sex on a roof
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize
