I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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