Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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