kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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