Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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