using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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