Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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