Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Randomize
