But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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