I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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