Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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