chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I need a hoe opinion
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