So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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