My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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