TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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