So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
